Somewhere Underwater,

boring.

• 1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
• blue or brown.
• 2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
• milk chocolate.
• 3: If you could get a tattoo on your back, what would it be?
• i already have one! but if I were to get another? i'm not sure.
• 4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
• born in a big town, raised in a small town. i miss it terribly, small towns are so much better.
• 5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
• I guess my cousin, he was roughly 15 when I was born and is still cool as hell.
• 6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
• i don't like smoothies.
• 7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
• i threw up in the middle of the cafeteria in kindergarten.
• 8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
• I went to a private school on the opposite side of town in seventh grade and used to carpool with the three other families that lived near us whose kids went there. my mom usually drove us in the mornings when it was our turn, but there was one day my dad was off and for some reason really wanted to take us. cut to the school parking lot, with me and 5 other kids in the car he shoves my little brother's sing a long cd in the stereo, cranks up the volume and rolls all the windows down, and pulls up to the front of the school blasting the hokey pokey.
• 9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
• Dad takes the prize again. Volunteered to chaperone my freshman homecoming, and requested the goddamn chicken dance.
• 10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
• If I'm being forced to choose, I suppose ninjas.
• 11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
• Yeah. When I was younger we had a huge super climbable magnolia tree in our front yard.
• 12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
• Who doesn't?
• 13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
• Serval. http: //ishiboo.com/~danny/Like/serval/
• 14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
• Either my shoulder blades or lower back.
• 15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
• I guess I'm sort of funny? Sometimes?
• 16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
• Madonna, how dare you make the comparison...
• 17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
• Duh.
• 18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
• Also, duh.
• 19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
• Man that's hard. The squash casserole from the Crystal Grill in Greenwood, MS.
• 20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
• Butter all the way, margarine is closer to plastic than butter.
• 21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
• I don't really care.
• 22: Which continents have you been on?
• North America. I'm super interesting obviously
• 23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
• Not really. There was a ride at the MS State Fair once that made me fall down when I got off but that was just dizzyness, I wasn't sick or anything.
• 24: Backpacks or satchels?
• Backpacks.
• 25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
• Probably all three, I'm a weirdo.
• 26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
• The Little Mermaid was my favorite movie, but I didn't really watch a whole lot of kids TV, just Price is Right with my grandma everyday.
• 27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
• Cow, so I could get milk and make cheese.
• 28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
• I've never been anywhere cool, so I don't really know.
• 29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
• I've never been on a plane for more than two hours. I once went on a 14 hour bus trip, though.
• 30: The latest you've ever slept?
• 4 pm.
• 31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
• Most definitely.
• 32: Do you pick at scabs?
• Gross, but yeah.
• 33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
• Lima.
• 34: How far can you throw a baseball?
• Probably not very far.
• 35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
• India for the food and culture, but Switzerland for the standard of living.
• 36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
• I've had Vietnamese, it's pretty good.
• 37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
• Neither. You can get a perfectly adequate education at a community college for way less money.
• 38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
• Ideally both. But if I was to choose it would depend on the person and what I wanted at the time.
• 39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
• I love vegetables. Squash is my favorite food.
• 40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
• Not really, if I'm with someone who'll hold my hand I'll watch them but never by myself. I hate being startled.
• 41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
• Gross, no.
• 42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
• Yes. I'm an adult.
• 43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
• 2009, the nurse from the cover of Enema of the State.
• 44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
• My hair is very rarely its natural color.
• 45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
• Been there, done that.
• 46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
• Thank you, Captain Planet.
• 47: City or nature person?
• I would rather go skiing or hiking or go to an outdoor festival than go to NYC. So nature, I suppose.
• 48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
• ....I've had my face painted before? But never as an everyday thing. One time I tried to use mascara as liquid eyeliner and failed miserably.
• 49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
• I'm actually pretty proud of my ability to walk in heels.
• 50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
• um...it's ok.

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